Things They Don’t Tell You About Owning a Puppy
So, you decided to get a puppy! Congratulations, you’ve just signed up for one of the most rewarding, fur-filled, and chaotic chapters of your life.
While those puppy eyes and wagging tails can melt hearts, there are a few “classified” truths about puppy ownership that don’t make it into the cute Instagram posts.
So, why don’t we take a look at the untold, the unexpected, and the downright hilarious truths about bringing home that adorable ball of fur?
The Name Game
Before you name your new furry friend after your favorite snack or character in a binge-worthy series, remember that you’ll be yelling this name in public—often. Imagine shouting “Lord Fluffington III” at the top of your lungs in the park.
Still sound good? Also, prepare for nickname inflation. That majestic name will inevitably be shortened to “Fluffy,” or even just “Fluff,” when you’re late for work and his royal highness is hiding under the bed with your left shoe.
Not sure what to call your bundle of fluff? Check out these Cane Corso names for inspiration. Then make totally sure you’ll be comfy calling it out!
The Chew-dini Act
Puppies explore the world with their mouths, which is a polite way of saying they chew everything. And I mean, everything. Shoes, furniture, the mystery object they dug up in the yard—nothing is safe.
One day, you might come home to what used to be a couch or find your smartphone has new tooth marks. Pro tip: Invest in chew toys, and maybe start meditating now. You’ll need the zen.
Potty Training: A Test of Will
Think potty training is just about a few newspaper sheets on the floor? Oh, how quaint. In reality, it’s a strategic operation that requires the precision of a military drill and the patience of a saint.
You’ll find yourself on constant alert, interpreting every sniff and circle as a potential code red. And just when you think your puppy’s got it, brace for the surprise puddles (often in front of guests, because why not?).
The Sleep Myth
Puppies sleep a lot, right? Sure, in between the 2 a.m. whining, the 4 a.m. potty breaks, and the 5 a.m. “Is it playtime yet?” energy bursts. Your sleep schedule is about to look like someone put it in a blender. Coffee will become your best friend; cherish it, love it.
Social Life? What Social Life?
Remember going out with friends, seeing movies, or having a nice dinner in a restaurant? Cute. Your new social life involves puppy playdates, vet visits, and browsing the latest in chew-proof home decor.
On the plus side, you’ll make a ton of new friends at the dog park—just make sure your puppy’s antics don’t make you infamous.
Training: It’s for You, Too
Think you’re training your puppy? Plot twist: your puppy is training you. You’ll learn the art of negotiation, develop the reflexes of a ninja, and discover that yes, you can make baby voices in public and no longer care who’s judging.
Puppy training classes are just as much about teaching you how to handle the leash—literally and figuratively.
The Emotional Rollercoaster
One minute you’re swooning with love as your puppy naps peacefully in your lap, the next you’re wondering if your house will ever be clean again. Owning a puppy is an emotional rollercoaster that will test you, drain you, and ultimately fill your life with joy. The secret? Embrace the chaos.
Things are about to get a whole lot more interesting!
